if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
hey u kids wanna buy some drugs
this is my favorite video on this website
we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.